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The NoPhone Original Cell Phone
Brand | NoPhone |
Wireless Carrier | Unlocked |
Memory Storage Capacity | 32 GB |
Connectivity Technology | Wi-Fi |
Wireless network technology | Wi-Fi |
SIM card slot count | Single SIM |
Connector Type | Lightning |
Form Factor | Smartphone |
Year | 2015 |
Biometric Security Feature | Face Recognition |
About this item
- No screen.
- No data plan.
- No battery.
- No charger.
- No phone.
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Product Dimensions | 5.51 x 2.6 x 0.24 inches |
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Item Weight | 0.3 ounces |
ASIN | B016856FDG |
Item model number | NoPhone-Original |
Customer Reviews |
4.2 out of 5 stars |
Is Discontinued By Manufacturer | No |
Wireless communication technologies | Wi-Fi |
Connectivity technologies | Wi-Fi |
Special features | camera |
Other display features | Wireless |
Human Interface Input | Touchscreen |
Other camera features | Rear |
Form Factor | Smartphone |
Whats in the box | Adapter |
Manufacturer | NoPhone LLC |
Date First Available | October 6, 2015 |
Memory Storage Capacity | 32 GB |
Weight | 0.3 Ounces |
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Product Description
Product Description
The NoPhone is a fake phone for people who are addicted to real phones. As seen on ABC's Shark Tank, the NoPhone offers the only true alternative to constant hand-to-phone contact.
From the Manufacturer
Over 12,000 NoPhone Sold.
The NoPhone is a technology-free alternative to constant hand-to-phone contact that allows you to stay connected with the real world. The NoPhone was awarded #1 Useless Gadget of 2015, beating out the Apple Watch.
No Wifi. No Camera. No Phone.With a thin, light and completely wireless design, the NoPhone acts as a surrogate to any smart mobile device, enabling you to always have a rectangle of smooth, cold plastic to clutch without forgoing any potential engagement with your direct environment.
Hacker-resistant. Toilet-bowl resistant.Enjoy peace of mind knowing your bank account information and overall reputation within your community is protected. NoPhone NoOS is specifically designed to be 100% hacker resistant through no data storage technology. You can also drop it in a toilet, making it the best phone on the market today.
Breakthrough No Camera.The NoPhone rear facing 0-Megapixel camera is designed to resemble the same high-resolution camera people use to take pictures of food, pets and privates. Rest assured, they will never save or share on Facebook.
Eternal Battery Life.You'll never need to charge your NoPhone because it's just a piece of plastic and you don't need to charge a piece of plastic.
Give Someone Who Loves Their Phone, a NoPhone.The NoPhone makes the perfect gift for anyone who uses their phone too much or for the wrong reasons. Do you have a son who never calls you? Give your son a NoPhone. Do you have a friend who won't stop texting his ex-girlfriend? NoPhone. Creepy uncle won't stop commenting on your Facebook posts? Give that Uncle two NoPhones. Almost everyone knows at least 10 people who need a NoPhone and it is our mission to reduce that number to nothing.
About the StartupDescribe your product in 3 words.
Not a phone.
How did you come up with the idea for this product?
After seeing someone use a selfie stick.
What makes your product special?
The NoPhone is completely toilet bowl resistant.
What has been the best part of your startup experience?
Putting plastic rectangles in cardboard boxes and shipping them to paying customers.
Customer reviews
Customer Reviews, including Product Star Ratings help customers to learn more about the product and decide whether it is the right product for them.
To calculate the overall star rating and percentage breakdown by star, we don’t use a simple average. Instead, our system considers things like how recent a review is and if the reviewer bought the item on Amazon. It also analyzed reviews to verify trustworthiness.
Learn more how customers reviews work on AmazonCustomers say
Customers like the quality, appearance and value of the cellular phone. They mention that it's a great gag gift, great value and that the battery lasts forever. They are also happy with comfort. However, some customers are mixed on durability.
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Customers are satisfied with the battery life of the cellular phone. They mention that the battery lasts forever.
"...Slim design, lightweight, excellent reception, long battery life, no need for a screen protector because the screen is literally unbreakable, and..." Read more
"...Also the battery lasts forever." Read more
"...Thin profile- Doesn’t bend- Cheap- Battery lasts a really long time- Solid feeling buttons-..." Read more
"Pros:Highly durableSlim designInfinite battery lifeLightweightCons:No Bluetooth..." Read more
Customers appreciate the value of the cellular phone. They say that it is a great value for the price.
"...The price. These are so cheap, they’re perfect for tricking the overly-clingy girlfriend/boyfriend/wife/husband/side piece..." Read more
"...I got it as a prop for my kids to play with. Great value in that respect, as they won't be getting smartphones for some time. :-D" Read more
"Pros:- Lightweight- Thin profile- Doesn’t bend- Cheap- Battery lasts a really long time-..." Read more
"...and hurl it at the wall or the floor is worth every penny paid for it." Read more
Customers like the appearance of the cellular phone. They mention that it is highly durable, has a slim design, and has an infinite battery life. The phone is lightweight and does not bend.
"Best cell phone out there! My son absolutely love it!Slim design, lightweight, excellent reception, long battery life, no need for a screen..." Read more
"Pros:- Lightweight- Thin profile- Doesn’t bend- Cheap- Battery lasts a really long time-..." Read more
"Pros:Highly durableSlim designInfinite battery lifeLightweightCons:No Bluetooth..." Read more
Customers like the comfort of the cellular phone. They mention that it lasts a really long time, has solid feeling buttons, and does not one button stick.
"...It fits perfectly in a new phone case. Sharp looking and not one button sticks. My most worthless possession has become "my precious"!" Read more
"...Cheap- Battery lasts a really long time- Solid feeling buttons- Bars of service never goes downCons:- ?" Read more
"Looks great, feels great, imagination builder...." Read more
Customers are mixed about the durability of the cellular phone. Some mention that it's highly durable, with a slim design and an infinite battery life. However, some say that the built quality needs to be better and the screen feels cheap.
"...battery life, no need for a screen protector because the screen is literally unbreakable, and the built in camera is perfect for selfies!..." Read more
"...The screen. Not only does it feel cheap, but I’m pretty sure it’s useless. I really should have splurged for the selfie version......" Read more
"...the battery, I never need to know anyone's wi-fi password, it's durable as all heck! The screen is always in Dark-Mode!" Read more
"Terrible reception, but I kind of like that. The screen is basically indestructible." Read more
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1) Reception is awful. It’s so bad that I’m pretty sure I have not been able to receive a single call, and now my friends have figured that out so I can’t use it as an excuse to get away from them anymore.
2) You can have it on silent, or have it on silent. There is no ringtone, although I suppose this doesn’t matter anyways, since you don’t get reception to receive any calls anyways.
3) Its not heavy enough to be used as a paperweight. My old phone would be able to hold down a stack of papers so that my fan wouldn’t blow them away. The NoPhone only weighs about half, so I can only stack half the paperwork and the rest get blown off my desk. THOSE PAPERS ARE IMPORTANT YOU KNOW!
4) Its not effective enough to be used as a sponge. What? You guys don’t wash your dishes with your phone? Weirdos...
5) The built in speakers are lackluster. I can’t hear a thing when I play my music, and like Apple, the NoPhone ditches the 3.5mm headphone jack. Unfortunately, it also ditches the power port, which means the only way to listen to music is through the non-existent Bluetooth functionality.
6) The screen. Not only does it feel cheap, but I’m pretty sure it’s useless. I really should have splurged for the selfie version...
Although, despite these flaws, I still need to give it a full 5 star rating. Here’s why:
1) The price. These are so cheap, they’re perfect for tricking the overly-clingy girlfriend/boyfriend/wife/husband/side piece with and then running for your life. After all, you can just buy another one with the change you find in the couch cushions.
2) The baby. If your little little one loves to steal your work phone, just give them this one. Their brain isn’t fully developed yet, so they don’t understand that you have just betrayed their trust for a few minutes of peace.
3) The dog. Has your dog ever mistaken your old fancy glass front-and-back phone for a chew toy? It’s an expensive ordeal that makes you realize why Fluffy was put up for adoption in the first place. With the NoPhone, Fluffy can chew on it all he wants, it’ll still function afterwards! Whatever functions it does have that is...
Slim design, lightweight, excellent reception, long battery life, no need for a screen protector because the screen is literally unbreakable, and the built in camera is perfect for selfies! You can’t go wrong with this phone!