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The Worst Class Trip Ever Kindle Edition

4.5 4.5 out of 5 stars 1,188 ratings

In this hilarious misadventure from Pulitzer Prize-winning humorist Dave Barry, a middle schooler and his friends try to save the president when their class trip goes off the rails.
 
Eighth grader Wyatt Palmer’s primary goal on the class trip to Washington, D.C. is to avoid embarrassment in front of his dream girl, Suzana. That dream is crushed before they even get off the plane, when his best friend Matt notices two rather suspicious men seated behind them … and decides to steal their mysterious luggage.
 
What do you get when you combine a bunch of hormonal thirteen-year-old boys and a perceived threat against the White House? You get in trouble—not just with the teachers, who are losing patience, but with the mysterious men from Row 11.
 
In this funny, fast-paced adventure in the nation’s capital, Wyatt and his friends, including a fearless Suzana, try to stay out of danger (and out of the doghouse) while chasing down an enormous threat to national security … or so they think.
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From School Library Journal

Gr 5–7—On a class trip to Washington, DC, eighth grader Wyatt Palmer and his best friend Matt believe that they have uncovered a terrorist plot. The men seated behind them in the airplane are oddly protective of their luggage and spend their time during the flight studying aerial photos of the White House. During a scuffle with these passengers, Matt removes an odd device from one man's backpack. This event gets Matt and Wyatt into trouble with their teacher, not to mention a stern lecture from the Federal Air Marshal, but they figure it will be worth it if they have foiled a terrorist plot. Unfortunately, Wyatt and Matt have not seen the last of those two men. For the rest of their trip, Wyatt, Matt, and a few more of their classmates (including Wyatt's crush Suzana) avoid bad guys, sneak away from the rest of their class, and conceal the whole situation from their chaperones. If everything goes well, Wyatt can save the country and get the girl—but when has anything on this trip gone well for Wyatt? Barry's trademark humor shines in this tale of a field trip gone hilariously wrong. While Wyatt's adventures occasionally push the boundaries of credulity, his escapades are so funny that readers are likely to be forgiving. VERDICT With its wacky humor and mildly suspenseful scenarios, this appealing book will be a good fit for most libraries.—Misti Tidman, Licking County Library, Newark, OH

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A Miami eighth-grader's class trip to the nation's capital quickly escalates into an international incident.Wyatt Palmer wants nothing more than a nice, peaceful, informative class trip to Washington, D.C. But when his best friend, Matt, spots some suspicious activity on their plane, his dream vanishes-in a big way. Soon Matt is kidnapped, possibly by international terrorists, and it's up to Wyatt and the girl of his dreams to find him and exchange a deadly device for their lost friend. That all sounds heavy, but humor columnist Barry sprinkles enough laughs throughout to keep things moving smoothly. The novel's ludicrous scenario is met with an equally comic tone, making for a fast-paced, easy read. The author sup! plies these kids with enough smarts to get out of jams but enough vulnerabilities to keep readers engaged. At no point will readers be worried about the fate of the world, but whether or not Wyatt and his pals make it out in one piece is another matter. The book's shortcomings are few: the adult characters are as flat as the children are round, some of the slapstick goes a bit too far, and the final pages are overstuffed with expository "this is how everybody ended up" chunks of text. A light, comic tone and more-or-less believable stakes make for a winning combination.--Kirkus

On a class trip to Washington, DC, eighth grader Wyatt Palmer and his best friend Matt believe that they have uncovered a terrorist plot. The men seated behind them in the airplane are oddly protective of their luggage and spend their time during the flight studying aerial photos of the White House. During a scuffle with these passengers, Matt removes an odd device from one man's backpack. This event gets Matt and Wyatt into trouble with their teacher, not to mention a stern lecture from the Federal Air Marshal, but they figure it will be worth it if they have foiled a terrorist plot. Unfortunately, Wyatt and Matt have not seen the last of those two men. For the rest of their trip, Wyatt, Matt, and a few more of their classmates (including Wyatt's crush Suzana) avoid bad guys, sneak away from the rest of their class, and conceal the whole situation from their chaperones. If everything goes well, Wyatt can save the country and get the girl-but when has anything on this trip gone well for Wyatt? Barry's trademark humor shines in this tale of a field trip gone hilariously wrong. While Wyatt's adventures occasionally push the boundaries of credulity, his escapades are so funny that readers are likely to be forgiving. VERDICT With its wacky humor and mildly suspenseful scenarios, this appealing book will be a good fit for most libraries.--
School Library Journal

Check your disbelief at the TSA line for this hilarious jaunt from Miami to Washington, D.C., with the civics students of Culver Middle School. Trouble starts on the airplane, where Wyatt Palmer and friend Matt Diaz notice that some nearby passengers have aerial photos of the White House and a backpack they are reluctant to stow under the seat in front of them. When an electronic device falls out of the bag, Matt pockets it, setting off a chain of events that leads to two kidnappings and an international incident in the Rose Garden involving the President, a foreign dignitary, a dragon kite, an angry cab driver, and more. (Suggested alternate title: The Worst School Chaperones Ever.) The boys are aided by the apple of Wyatt's eye, Suzana Delgado, who they are surprised to learn is not only an excellent soccer player but "basically a Navy SEAL disguised as a hot eighth-grade girl." Pulitzer-winner Barry has the comic sensibility of a middle-school class clown. Expect to have lots of trouble keeping this one on the shelf.--
Publisher's Weekly

Product details

  • ASIN ‏ : ‎ B00PJ9PWAK
  • Publisher ‏ : ‎ Little, Brown Books for Young Readers; Illustrated edition (May 5, 2015)
  • Publication date ‏ : ‎ May 5, 2015
  • Language ‏ : ‎ English
  • File size ‏ : ‎ 3989 KB
  • Text-to-Speech ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • Screen Reader ‏ : ‎ Supported
  • Enhanced typesetting ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • X-Ray ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • Word Wise ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • Sticky notes ‏ : ‎ On Kindle Scribe
  • Print length ‏ : ‎ 183 pages
  • Customer Reviews:
    4.5 4.5 out of 5 stars 1,188 ratings

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The New York Times has pronounced Dave Barry "the funniest man in America." But of course that could have been on a slow news day when there wasn't much else fit to print. True, his bestselling collections of columns are legendary, but it is his wholly original books that reveal him as an American icon. Dave Barry Slept Here was his version of American history. Dave Barry Does Japan was a contribution to international peace and understanding from which Japan has not yet fully recovered. Dave Barry's Complete Guide to Guys is among the best-read volumes in rehab centers and prisons. Raised in a suburb of New York, educated in a suburb of Philadelphia, he lives now in a suburb of Miami. He is not, as he often puts it so poetically, making this up.

Dave’s most recent books are “Best. State. Ever.: A Florida Man Defends His Homeland,” and “Lessons From Lucy: The Simple Joys of an Old, Happy Dog.” His next book, “A Field Guide To The Jewish People,” which he co-wrote with his friends Adam Mansbach and Alan Zweibel, will be published September 24. Dave is not Jewish, but Adam and Alan are, so it’s kosher.

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Reviewed in the United States on January 22, 2017
This is basically a young adult novel. I seldom read that category of books but I love Dave Barry and gave it a try. I really enjoyed it. It was fun to read, the characters were well thought out and Barry's humor propelled the story and action. I was a school librarian for eleven years. I've read hundreds of young adult books. I would easily put this on the top ten. I think it's a satisfying read for anyone over elementary school age.
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Reviewed in the United States on April 1, 2024
I’m a fan of Dave Barry and read this, then purchased it for my 13 year old grandson who will be an 8th grader next year and will be making a class trip to Washington D.C. It’s about an 8th grade boy and his nerdy friends who go on a class trip to…..D.C.! On the plane over the boys overhear what they believe to be a plot to attack the White House and the President. The problem is, they can’t get any of the adults with them to listen or take them seriously. Their solution of course is to take on the bad guys themselves with the help of the most popular girl in the class. Crazy and funny antics, miscommunication and an hilarious ending result in the boys becoming hometown legends.
Reviewed in the United States on January 18, 2018
"The Worst Class Trip Ever" is about how Wyatt and his friends get in a world of trouble on their field trip to D.C. Dave Barry gives readers a comedic thriller and makes you feel for the characters. For example, I think all middle school age kids have a simpleton friend that eavesdrops more than they should like Matt. “‘It's not a missile!’ I said, too loud-that's the kind of thing Matt makes you do-and all of a sudden I realized the big guy was leaning forward and glaring at us again, so I shut up.” I feel like that is a very strong trait about the book because a lot of the media tries to relate to the youth but never can. One of the very few problems I have with this book is the will they won’t love between Wyatt and Suzana. I feel it is cliche and unoriginal because it is everywhere and if you are going to have a middle school love at least make it original. So overall, I give "The Worst Class Trip Ever" a 4 out of 5.

I recommend "The Worst Class Trip Ever" for middle schoolers because the book actually seems like it was written by a middle schooler and not an adult who was trying to sound like a middle schooler. Dave Barry does this by using middle school humor and using short simple sentences. Such as, “My phone burped.” and “He is one of those kids that can fart whenever he wants to.” The story is easy to follow, but still is complex. To make the book complex I feel Mr. Barry made some parts strange just for the sake of being strange. Such as when the strange men on the plane came in the hotel in costumes. Or the alligator incident at the beginning of the book. Overall, "The Worst Class Trip Ever" is a really good book and I think you should read it.  
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Reviewed in the United States on March 6, 2024
Great book with lots of laughs. Only thing that's bad about this is there is some mild insults. Other than that it's great.
Reviewed in the United States on May 13, 2022
Dave Barry doesn't disappoint!
Well, I AM a fan.
This book is not a regular kid's book. No. It's an adventure story crammed with unpredictable events wrapped up in hilarity!
It's a laugh out loud book for reader's from 9 to 99!
Reviewed in the United States on September 27, 2023
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Reviewed in the United States on April 21, 2016
I remember when I was a kid, and I read Dave Barry's column in the paper. I have always loved his writing. So when I saw this book on sale I downloaded and waxed nostalgic to my 13 year old daughter how awesome it was to read his work when I was young. You know, back when we walked to school up hill both ways. There was a lot of eye rolling. I could see her spelling the word "whatever" with her eyeballs as she listened to me talk. But as I began to read aloud the first chapter of the book, there was nothing but silence. For me, his mental pictures of Florida were hitting too close to home as I remember my dad pulling some of the same stunts. When I finished the chapter, I closed up the iPad thinking she was totally bored and done with it. I was prepared to secretly hide in my room with the iPad and finish the book alone. Turns out she was begging for more. She and I sat on the couch and enjoyed the rest of the book together and she was thrilled to find out there was another in the series. We would definitely recommend this book.
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Reviewed in the United States on June 2, 2015
I jumped into this book with both feet after reading a fabulous review from someone whose opinion I greatly respect. And I have to say the book did not disappoint, it was funny and absurd and the students I read it to liked it as well. I expected that a book by Dave Barry would be unusual and I was right. Wyatt and his friends were a hoot, although I had to seriously empathize with their chaperons. Wyatt and his friends manage to get themselves involved in a plot on the plane to Washington D.C. when Matt sees two unusual men behaving strangely (at least in his view). Just when I thought I had what was going on figured out, Barry throws in a surprising twist that I did not in any way see coming resulting in some rather jaw-dropping scenes at the end. It's safe to say that such a remarkable story would be unlikely to come from anyone else's brain. I found the book thoroughly entertaining if not particularly believable. But I found that believability didn't matter so much as finding out what was going to happen. I have no doubt that many young readers will find this book a riot to read.
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5.0 out of 5 stars Excellent!
Reviewed in Canada on February 10, 2021
Almost as good as "The Worst Night Ever". Very funny. My 10 y.o. son loves this one too!
susan v keeble
5.0 out of 5 stars Funny and engaging.
Reviewed in the United Kingdom on December 16, 2018
Grandson loved this book and read in a few hours.
Rol
5.0 out of 5 stars Dave Barry is the greatest.
Reviewed in Canada on August 1, 2015
Recommendable book!
Dave Barry is the greatest.
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