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Chronicles of a Hot Mess: A Laugh-Out-Loud Sports Romance Kindle Edition

by S.E. Rose (Author) Format: Kindle Edition
4.2 4.2 out of 5 stars 679 ratings
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A laugh-out-loud romantic comedy from USA Today bestselling author S.E. Rose.
She’s a hot mess, and he’s intrigued from the first time he sees her. He’s a sexy former athlete who could have any woman, and she hopes he doesn’t break her heart.
Amery Walsh’s baseball career ended after an injury. He’s been a talent scout for his team and resident playboy since then. But three chance encounters with Lyla Perkins change everything. This tiny, feisty woman flips his world upside-down. Is he ready for a serious relationship?
Lyla Perkins just started her career and so far, it’s an epic disaster. She’s buckling down to prove herself at her job when Amery repeatedly pops into her life, forcing her to consider a more serious relationship. But can a playboy be trusted with her heart?
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"This is a laugh out loud book! I wasn't prepared for it to be as hilarious as it was. I was laughing at nearly every scene in the book. It is a great, quick, lighthearted read that will put you in a good mood and make you smile like crazy." - Kacie, Nerdy Dirty & Flirty

"Fair warning, don't drink anything while reading this. I learned the hard way when I realized just how outrageously funny Chronicles Of A Hot Mess is. This book had me rolling in laughter so much my sides hurt. The over the top hilarity is perfectly paired with a wonderfully sweet romance that will have you swooning making this a must read romcom!" - Britt Franks, Red Hatter Book Blog

"You guys, Chronicles of a Hot Mess was ridiculously adorable! This new to me author knows how to bring the groans and giggles!" - AnnMarie - Alphas Do It Better Book Blog

"Hot mess. That sure is right. This book was making me laugh so hard my kids wanted to know what I was reading. Man S.E. Rose knocked it out of the park." - Samantha Waldow, Goodreads Reviewer

"BEWARE! Don't drink anything while reading. You will end up with a mess allover if you do. This story had me laughing from page one all the way to the end." - Read. Review. Repeat Blog

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  • ASIN ‏ : ‎ B07DCCSM2P
  • Publisher ‏ : ‎ (June 26, 2018)
  • Publication date ‏ : ‎ June 26, 2018
  • Language ‏ : ‎ English
  • File size ‏ : ‎ 483 KB
  • Text-to-Speech ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • Screen Reader ‏ : ‎ Supported
  • Enhanced typesetting ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • X-Ray ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • Word Wise ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • Sticky notes ‏ : ‎ On Kindle Scribe
  • Print length ‏ : ‎ 270 pages
  • Customer Reviews:
    4.2 4.2 out of 5 stars 679 ratings

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S.E. Rose

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USA Today and International Bestselling romance author, S.E. Rose lives near Washington D.C. with her family. When she's not wrangling her cats or keeping up with her kids, she's plotting her next story.

She loves all things wine, coffee, and cats. In her non-existent free time, she enjoys traveling, going to concerts, binging on her favorite shows, and reading, especially if it's a good mystery or comedy.

Learn more about S.E. Rose by visiting: www.seroseauthor.com.

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4.2 out of 5 stars
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Cate at FictionBeerandCupcakes
5.0 out of 5 stars OMG Nate should be everyone's BFF
Reviewed in the United States on September 11, 2019
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You guys this book was SOOOO FREAKING GOOD. There were so many moments I would bust out laughing and have to cover my face from turning 50 shades of red while working in the ER. I mean I have seen some things, but damn...that bathroom scene was hilarious! Lyla happily ASS-isted Nate in a thing or two! LOL! I would not recommend reading this book at work, or else your coworkers are going to look at you something crazy.

I was not prepared for Lyla Perkins. I wasn’t prepared to fall in love with her the way I did. I also wasn’t prepared for a man like Amery to be as understanding and patient as he was. Most men would run away from a woman so accident prone. But he made sure Lyla was alright each and every time.

Grand Mill is the grandmother I kind of wish I had, but minus the 50 shades scene in the living room. There are some things you just can’t unseen! Nate is the perfect gay best friend/brother from another mother.

There are so many things I want to say about this book, but I don’t want to give away anything. I will say that this is a TRUE ROM COM with lots of comedy. Things that that actually make you laugh and not annoyed with any of the characters. I will say this if I ever had a friend like Nate, I would make sure my phone was password protected, my laptop and my iPad...I would die if I got the Amazon gift she got after an amazing dinner date with a hot guy. Plus you will never think of an 747 airplane the same!
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Ida Robinson
4.0 out of 5 stars A Lot of Fun!
Reviewed in the United States on September 5, 2020
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This is the first book I’ve read of S.E. Rose, because it is a rom com and came highly recommend. I did enjoy it! It was funny and sweet, just what I was looking for!
Lyla was wonderful because she felt real to me. She wasn’t a model, rich, extremely successful, or in dire straits. She seemed real, although extremely klutzy! At times I felt like her klutziness was over the top, but it was endearing.
Amery was a former pro athlete who’s career ended due to injury. He was a playboy for awhile but grew out of it. So, to me it was never really an issue. He was sweet and swoony! Loved the way he treated Lyla!
Everyone needs a Nate and Gran Mill in their lives!!!! They were absolutely FANTASTIC!!!
Overall this was a very entertaining book.
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Beckyrae99 (Becky Wise)
5.0 out of 5 stars Laugh your booty off
Reviewed in the United States on June 26, 2018
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Be warned that this is a hilarious, laughing may cause you to pee a little, snorting good times ahead read. You heard me right you will laugh your booty off while reading Chronicles of a Hot Mess. That is one thing I can guarantee. You get so much with this romcom. Before I say a few things about are main focus Amery and Lyla, there are a few people that need to be mentioned. First off there is Gran Mill. You are going to love this no filter grandma. Yep she is awesome and I love her so much. Just wait until you meet her because you will love her antics. Oh lets not forget Lyla's best friend Nate. Yep he will leave you in stiches too. I love the bond between Lyla and Nate. Gran Mill, Lyla and Nate are awesome together. Okay now back to the main focus. Lyla is a hot mess. She is sweet and sassy. She may be a major klutz but she is perfect too. I simply love Lyla and how can you not after reading this book. Amery is an ex baseball player still working for his team. He is amazing and doesn't bat an eye over what surrounds hurricane Lyla. He is sweet and sexy. I love him so much. You wouldn't think that they would fit together but oh man are you in for sexy funny times with these two. You add in his 2 best friends and you are going to just love everyone. I really couldn't get enough of Chronicles of a Hot Mess. I love each and everyone in this book. Such a fantastic romcom that if you don't read this one then you wont know what you are missing. This was a first time read of S.E. Rose and I can tell you this I love what she is putting down. I can't wait to dig into all the other books she has out now and future books to come.
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chris
3.0 out of 5 stars A complete book
Reviewed in the United States on August 30, 2022
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This is a complete book with no loose strings. NOT a cliffhanger. Action/adventure? 1 scene. Romance? Yep! Sex? Yes!
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5.0 out of 5 stars Flirty and Hot RomCom
Reviewed in the United States on November 1, 2022
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When I chose this book I was wanting something that would make me laugh out loud and S.E. Rose did not disappoint! This RomCom had a little touch of sweetness, cute, sassy, and hotness! Lyla Perkins is not you're average gal, she is a true definition of clumsy. If something could go wrong it did. However, that did not stop this alumni baseball player, Amery Walsh from swooning over her. Complete opposites do attract! Amery will become everyone's book crush. He's portrayed to be this sexy, caring, financially stable, and flawless boy toy! These two characters fit perfectly with each other but I cannot forget Nate and Gran Mills. Nate is the supportive best friend that every girl needs in their lives and Gran Mills is the no filter fifty shades kinky Granny that you will just adore! Do yourself all a favor and pick this one up for an afternoon joy ride you won't regret it!
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Lisa
4.0 out of 5 stars Funny
Reviewed in the United States on September 9, 2022
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I do want to say there is quite a bit of swearing. I’m not a huge fan of that. However the characters and laugh out loud situations definitely make up for that. Definitely made me chuckle.
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F. J. Latham
5.0 out of 5 stars A fun read
Reviewed in the United States on August 27, 2023
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I really enjoyed this story. Kinky and hot at the same time. Family, friends and love a perfect read. Happy
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2.0 out of 5 stars Annoying? Juvenile? Trying too hard to be funny?
Reviewed in the United States on August 25, 2022
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Apart from the juvenile behaviour from the characters, I found this book to be a little too over the top.
With everything. Her being clutzy, the stereotypical gay best friend, the over dramatic and flamboyant trans friend, the crude and explicit descriptions, the raunchy grandma. Sex and more sex. The unfunny jokes.  The "that's what he said/she said" jokes. And the constant akward sex toys scenarios got old real quick. It's like a joke that's been shared one time too many. After a couple of times, it's not funny anymore and just becomes annoying.

I kept hoping it would get better. And I guess the ending saved it. Just.

Grammatically, it was not badly written and the author managed to bring the story to life. It was just not my cup of tea.
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Janine Birt
5.0 out of 5 stars Laughed So Much it Hurt
Reviewed in Canada on August 29, 2022
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I laughed so much while listening to this story in audio.

When anything (more like everything) goes wrong for Lyla, he's there to witness it. She's super embarrassed, but he's just enthralled by her adorableness. From sex toys to finding grandma mid booty call, there is so much crazy happening in her life. And every time, he's there. Avery... sweet, sexy and thoroughly charmed by every crazy thing about her.

This audio was so good it broke me so many times my family was looking at my weird all weekend. I'd just start randomly cracking up and I can't explain the situation, it just needs to be experienced.

Monica King does a great job with the full narration. It was so easy to just let her voice sweep me away into this crazy tale.

I will definitely listen to this one again.
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Sara Oxo
5.0 out of 5 stars The messiest five-star read that pulls you all together
Reviewed in the United Kingdom on October 8, 2022
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The messiest five-star read that pulls you all together. Lyla reminded me of myself, I am so clumsy, I have knocked myself out on a step in my kitchen that I have gone over hundreds of times, I trip over my own feet all the time, and I have also been in that situation, but I didn’t react as well and I love how Lyla reacts as it shows us how to be calm and reactive. I must say I wish I had an Amery in my life, he could come rescue me on his white horse any time.
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patricia labrie
5.0 out of 5 stars Absolutely amazing
Reviewed in Canada on May 10, 2019
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This book was absolutely amazing. This book will make you cry from laughing so hard. These characters are amazing and real. Reminded me of some of my friends and I together
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