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Great White House Kindle Edition

by Christoph Paul (Author), Arthur Graham (Author), Brody Thomas (Author) Format: Kindle Edition
3.6 3.6 out of 5 stars 23 ratings
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Emergency. Red Level Emergency. If any American, government agent, or citizen receives this message, please share it with loved ones, other citizens, and any government official in your vicinity. Washington, DC was flooded by weather-modulated storms and infiltrated by genetically modified sharks. All of our Navy and home bases were hit by these storms, which we are certain were related to the shark attacks.The White House is surrounded by great white sharks. It is now … a Great White House.
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    Great White House
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    122 pages
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  5. Publication date
    February 10, 2016
  6. File size
    1932 KB
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  • ASIN ‏ : ‎ B01BO8K7U4
  • Publisher ‏ : ‎ CLASH Books; Second Edition (February 10, 2016)
  • Publication date ‏ : ‎ February 10, 2016
  • Language ‏ : ‎ English
  • File size ‏ : ‎ 1932 KB
  • Simultaneous device usage ‏ : ‎ Unlimited
  • Text-to-Speech ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • Screen Reader ‏ : ‎ Supported
  • Enhanced typesetting ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • X-Ray ‏ : ‎ Not Enabled
  • Word Wise ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • Sticky notes ‏ : ‎ On Kindle Scribe
  • Print length ‏ : ‎ 122 pages
  • Page numbers source ISBN ‏ : ‎ 1944866027
  • Customer Reviews:
    3.6 3.6 out of 5 stars 23 ratings

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  1. Arthur Graham

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    Arthur Graham is a professional editor, writer, and book critic currently residing in Salt Lake City, Utah. He is an accomplished noveler, storyist, and publishite by all accounts. His work has been unfairly compared to that of Charles Bukowski, William S. Burroughs, Hunter S. Thompson, and Kurt Vonnegut, Jr. Once a promising purveyor of fine literary fiction, he has since been reduced to writing about sharks instead. For more of his books and reviews, find him online at Goodreads.com.

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    Christoph Paul is an award-winning humor author. He writes non-fiction, YA, Bizarro, horror, and poetry including: The Passion of the Christoph, Great White House Volume 1 and Volume 2, Slasher Camp for Nerd Dorks, and Horror Film Poems. He is an editor for CLASH Media and CLASH Books and edited the anthologies Walk Hand in Hand Into Extinction: Stories Inspired by True Detective and This Book Ain’t Nuttin to F*%k With: A Wu-Tang Tribute Anthology. Under the pen name Mandy De Sandra, he writes Bizarro Erotica that has been covered in VICE, Huffington Post, Jezebel, and AV Club.

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D. J. Thorne
5.0 out of 5 stars A grim portent of things to come.
Reviewed in the United States on September 26, 2013
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Great White House reads like your best friend's recap of last weeks South Park episode. The plot is a joke - literally. Great White House doesn't pretend to be something its not. Christoph Paul and Brody Thomas blend Washington humor and pop culture into a satirical hybrid before feeding it to the sharks, one career politician at a time. If you're looking for high brow, political satire, you'll find it elsewhere (or maybe those jokes eluded me because my brow is too low). If you're looking for a "grind house read" that's less social commentary and more gratuitous gore, Great White House is for you.
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Gordon Bentley-Mix
3.0 out of 5 stars If You're Not An American...
Reviewed in the United States on October 13, 2013
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...or even if you are an American but not up to speed or especially interested in American politics, then this probably isn't going to be for you. It's not exactly sophisticated storytelling, but then I don't suppose it was meant (or needs) to be. Accordingly, it's perfectly fit for purpose as a bit of ridiculous, somewhat juvenile political commentary. Unfortunately, although I'm an ex-pat I'm well outside the loop when it comes to the American political scene. Therefore, this work didn't really appeal to my tastes, in which case maybe I shouldn't be reviewing it. However, I'm doing so anyway in the hope that anyone who is looking for something that this book is not will not be disappointed.
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Pedro Proença
4.0 out of 5 stars "YOU PAY NOW!"
Reviewed in the United States on May 4, 2014
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The premise:

The Chinese President, with the help of top notch technology (and PETA), unleashes a freak storm on the White House, that it's filled with prominent American politicians. The storm is packed with killer sharks, and soon people begin to die.

This book was a lot of fun. It reads like a comedy-horror movie, like "Return of the Living Dead". You'll laugh out loud ("LOL", as the kids these days are calling it) with it.

There's some... let's say "racially insensitive" parts on this one. If you don't like that kind of stuff, if you feel offended by it... then this book may not be for you.

A great story, with a amazing cliffhanger, this book is action packed 'til the end.
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1.0 out of 5 stars No ztars
Reviewed in the United States on July 14, 2017
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First few pages and found it racist, homophobic and poorly timed... Don't bother reading this "proof of nothing" written as a poorly disguised sophomoric attack by uninformed hacks.
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Will Van Stone Jr
5.0 out of 5 stars WTF
Reviewed in the United States on March 28, 2014
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There's not a single reason I can think of that could express how thoroughly I enjoyed the hell out of this twisted bit of satire. Angry Chinese, man-hungry sharks and desperate American politicians locked into a battle for survival -- and money.

Seriously, just read it. You will not be disappointed. Unless you're easily offended. In that case, you'll hate every bloody second.
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Kit
2.0 out of 5 stars Not my cup of tea
Reviewed in the United States on April 13, 2014
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I wanted to like this book but gave up after the first dozen pages. I just couldn't care enough to turn another page.
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5.0 out of 5 stars Absolute rubbish - WONDERFUL
Reviewed in the United States on March 16, 2014
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Nothing in this book could possibly be real, and the impossibility of the story is great.
I didn't recognize all the politicians named but it was so funny that didn't matter. The Chinese and PETA send great white sharks to the White House. After that anything can happen.
Total rubbish but oh so fun to read.
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Abby Geiger
3.0 out of 5 stars What you see is what you get. If that's ok, read away!
Reviewed in the United States on July 13, 2014
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What can one say about Chinese weather controllers and genetically-altered Great White sharks attacking the White House, other than S.I.L.L.Y.—'So I Lolled a Little, Yes'! Not meant to be a serious work of literature (really?) the book is exactly what it appears to be: an over-the-top, ridiculous story along the lines of recent Jaws-spoofing shark movies. I wasn't surprised they're actually trying to make it into a movie, and have to admit it would make for better viewing than reading. Not particularly well-written, it's probably better-enjoyed by people familiar with American politics and politicians, and is mercifully short. I got it for free, read it for fun, and have no complaints.
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