What could be more uncomfortable than a hair shirt? Or a corset? Or a kilt? How about a medieval suit of armor? As a lover of all loose clothing, Barbara Plum, grew up in Southern Missouri reading fairy tales and stories of King Arthur. She didn't have a clue what medieval armor weighed. Or if it was shiny. Or if it rusted. She took the idea of a modern guy parading in armor to the absurd and imagined him on a boat—although you couldn't pay her to sail. She drew the cynical, burned-out heroine from years of working in Silicon Valley. Visit her website and sign up for her romance newsletter: https://barbaraplumauthor.com. Visit her website and sign up for news from the dark side: http://abplum.com/.