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Suck UK Dead Fred Pencil Holder & Pen Holder For Desk | Desk Pen Holder | Desk Accessories & Cubicle Accessories | Desk Decorations & Office Decorations | Funny Gifts & Office Desk Accessories

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  • Dead Fred Pen Holder is a humorous desk tidy for the home or office. Having a rough day at work? Relieve some stress & plunge your pen into Fred's heart. Feel better & keep your desk tidy in one go
  • Liven up your workplace. Desk accessories & workspace organizers needn't be dull! This is a fun piece of room decor that not only looks good, but is also great for home office organization
  • Great for fans for all things horror - store and organise your office supplies and let your messy desk meet its gruesome end. Ideal for students and professionals alike.
  • Dead Fred is one of those weird gifts that you definitely need on your desk. Ever want to stab your boss? Thought so. This fun pen organizer lets you stab Fred Now you wont get fired!
  • If you're looking for an alternative pen pot then this desktop organizer is for you. Bring some personality to your office desk accessories. Your home office desk is 'screaming' out for this!
  • This sassy pen holder for desk is sure to raise a smile. A great item of man cave decor - home office accessories like this are a great choice of wicked office desk decor and ideal office gadgets.

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suck uk dead fred pen holder
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Suck UK stands out from the crowd with our unique selection of gifts. Designed in-house from our London studio and delivered to your doorstep.

Gift giving made easy, we have something for even the hardest-to-buy-for friends and family.

Nothing but original design since 1999.

Dead Fred Pen Holder

Turn your desk into a crime scene...

Whether you are feeling stressed, frustrated, or just a fan of all things morbid, Dead Fred is the man for you.

The vibrant, red silicone rubber pen holder will stand out on any desktop, keeping your pen conveniently poised for use.

A killer gift for adults and kids alike, a handy pen pot organizer that brings an element of fun to the table. A creative accessory from Suck UK, makers of the greatest gifts on earth!

  • Rubber pen holder
  • Plastic Blister Packaging
  • Silicone
  • 2.5 x 5.11 x 0.9 inches

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Our Dead Fred Pencil Holder for desk or work space is the fun way to inject some humour & stress relief as you work. Let's face it; slogging away at the desk for hours can be stressful and no fun. Once you have finished writing that miserable, mammoth report, plunge your pen deep into Fred's heart & at the same time, never lose your favourite pen again. This quirky, novelty pen holder is a great addition to your other office supplies. You could even use this is a crime scene kitchen stationary organizer. Cute pencils have no place in this gruesome holder ! An imaginative choice of novelty desk items. Starting a new job? Then make an impression on your new colleague friends - when they see that Dead Fred is part of your cool cubicle stuff they wont ever steal your pen. If you crave weird stuff then Dead Fred is one of the best serial killer gifts out there! The most unnecessarily, violent item of workplace stationary on the market today. Bring out your dark side with gruesome office desk organizers and accessories like the Dead Fred Pen Organizer for desk and workspace. Made from Silicone. Dimensions: 2.5 x 5.11 x 0.9 inches. Card and Plastic Blister Packaging.

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    Product Description

    Our Dead Fred Pencil Holder for desk or work space is the fun way to inject some humour & stress relief as you work. Let's face it; slogging away at the desk for hours can be stressful and no fun. Once you have finished writing that miserable, mammoth report, plunge your pen deep into Fred's heart & at the same time, never lose your favourite pen again. This quirky, novelty pen holder is a great addition to your other office supplies. You could even use this is a crime scene kitchen stationary organizer. Cute pencils have no place in this gruesome holder ! An imaginative choice of novelty desk items. Starting a new job? Then make an impression on your new colleague friends - when they see that Dead Fred is part of your cool cubicle stuff they wont ever steal your pen. If you crave weird stuff then Dead Fred is one of the best serial killer gifts out there! The most unnecessarily, violent item of workplace stationary on the market today. Bring out your dark side with gruesome office desk organizers and accessories like the Dead Fred Pen Organizer for desk and workspace. Made from Silicone. Dimensions: 2.5 x 5.11 x 0.9 inches. Card and Plastic Blister Packaging.

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    4.7 out of 5 stars
    4.7 out of 5
    3,063 global ratings

    Customers say

    Customers like the appearance, quality and originality of the pen holder. For example, they mention it's a cute little knick knack, very distinctive and perfect way to display a feather pen. That said, some differ on value, performance, and pen capacity.

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    66 customers mention58 positive8 negative

    Customers like the appearance of the pen holder. They say it's a cute little knick knack to have on their desk, and it looks perfect on their desktop. Customers also say it’s very distinctive, and the perfect way to display their feather pen. They also say that it'll get lots of laughs. Overall, customers are satisfied with the appearance and quality of the product.

    "...It's very cute, and works well on a desk...." Read more

    "...It is what you see in the picture. I think it is fine. Shape size color, fine, fine, fine. Answer to what she wants?..." Read more

    "This is a very distinctive pen holder. It certainly has the conversation value I was expecting when I bought it...." Read more

    "This item is a cute little knick knack to have on your desk, but the item I received is not the exact item pictured and seems to be a knock-off...." Read more

    63 customers mention56 positive7 negative

    Customers like the quality of the toy. They say it is functional, funny, and built to last. Some mention that the concept is great, and the pen holder is crafted nicely.

    "...That, I suppose, was my mistake. The whole concept is great though, and I already showed it to another person and already recieved the comments on..." Read more

    "...I suspect that those reviewers got the knockoff. It is fairly sturdy. Flexible but not soft...." Read more

    "Good item. Good quality" Read more

    "...It lightens up my day at work, it’s strong , easy to clean and sturdy ...." Read more

    56 customers mention56 positive0 negative

    Customers find the product funny, cute, and a great gag gift. They say it fits their weird sense of humor and is functional but silly at the same time. Customers also say it's a perfect gag gift for calligraphers and graphic artists.

    "It was a really great gag gift for my friend highly recommend and it’s also useful so you don’t loose pens/pencils." Read more

    "This is a wonderful gift idea for any women (or man) who is into crime shows and works in an office" Read more

    "...Holds my pen without any problem. Would be a great gift for criminal justice majors, CSI or any friends with a sense of humor." Read more

    "Hilarious pen holder. Saw this and cracked up. Fun goofy gift! Does hold a pen so can in fact be used as a desk top pen holder!" Read more

    29 customers mention29 positive0 negative

    Customers find the product to be a great conversation piece and a cute conversation starter. They also say it's an attention-getter and gimmick gift that's good for co-workers and friends. Customers also mention that the holder is cheap and fun to keep at their desk.

    "This is a very distinctive pen holder. It certainly has the conversation value I was expecting when I bought it...." Read more

    "...Yes! Art does imitate life.... Just kidding. He a great conversation starter." Read more

    "Fred is a hit at work. Good for kicking off conversations, good for a laugh. AND Fred does a good job of holding a pen." Read more

    "...I would not give it as a gift to any person with kids. Great conversation piece." Read more

    24 customers mention11 positive13 negative

    Customers are mixed about the value of the toy. Some mention it's worth the price, a great little inexpensive gift, and fun to keep at their desk. However, others say that it'd be better off buying a different product.

    "Wonderful purchase! Every time I look at it I have to smile -- it's worth the money for that alone!!!..." Read more

    "A little expensive for what it is, and doesn't hold the utensil in place unless it fits the opening perfectly. But it works and looks cool." Read more

    "My boss, a newspaper editor, loved it! Great little inexpensive gift for your desk. I almost kept it for myself." Read more

    "Fun item, pretty expensive for what you get, but fun novelty." Read more

    21 customers mention14 positive7 negative

    Customers are mixed about the performance of the pen holder. Some find it fun for their desk, a novelty, and a fun item for calligraphers and graphic artists. However, others say that it was disappointing, not very practical, and not very functional.

    "...This is a fun piece for work or a home office. I recommend if you're a little twisted like me." Read more

    "I wasn’t impressed with packaging and the item was disappointing as it would have been way cooler if you could stick the pen in by where you wanted..." Read more

    "Love the look of this piece and it made a fun addition to my desk" Read more

    "Bought for my co-worker and he loved it. Silly and fun for the person who has everything!..." Read more

    18 customers mention10 positive8 negative

    Customers are mixed about the pen capacity of the product. Some mention that it does a good job of holding a pen, while others say that it only holds one pen and is cheaply made.

    "...Otherwise, it's a pen holder. It successfully holds my pen. I can't really say much more." Read more

    "...It's very cute, and works well on a desk. Unfortunatly, it only holds one pen/pencil, like I said before, so you might have to buy another cup to..." Read more

    "I love the idea of this and it works well to hold one pen, but it would be more practical with 2 or 3 holes" Read more

    "...tell from the picture is that there's only one hole, so you can only hold one pen in this little guy...." Read more

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    Very funny thing to have in your office area, or even just where you might normally keep pens in the house. As you can see in the picture though, it doesn't necessarily have to be a pen. It could really just be anything that will fit in the hole in his chest, lol. And by the way, no, the hole does not go all the way through.
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    Reviewed in the United States on August 20, 2023
    Very funny thing to have in your office area, or even just where you might normally keep pens in the house. As you can see in the picture though, it doesn't necessarily have to be a pen. It could really just be anything that will fit in the hole in his chest, lol. And by the way, no, the hole does not go all the way through.
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    5.0 out of 5 stars Funny!
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    5.0 out of 5 stars A quirky pen holder.
    Reviewed in the United States on September 10, 2019
    I ordered my Dead Fred on August 29, 2019, I received it on September 9, 2019. I seem to have received the legitimate Dead Fred, whereas some customers have complained of receiving a knockoff.

    The packaging says he is silicone rubber. He does not smell, as some reviewers have said. I suspect that those reviewers got the knockoff. It is fairly sturdy. Flexible but not soft. It should hold up to being repeatedly stabbed with a pen.

    Otherwise, it's a pen holder. It successfully holds my pen. I can't really say much more.
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    Purchased for a White Elephant gift exchange with a "office theme" and $25 limit. While everyone else had fancy pens and notebooks, Old dead Fred here was a big hit. Definitely recommend if you are looking for something unique
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    Tenemos el despacho en casa, y lo tenemos como queremos jaja, así que este soporte para boli es muy de nuestro estilo, es divertidísimo, súper original y estamos contentísmos con la compra. La calidad es excelente y la relación calidad-precio, estupenda...
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