I'm good at soccer, violent video games, and making very flaky pie pastry. I'm bad at dancing, making decisions, and inspiring confidence as an authority figure. I suspect this is because I am short, and also terrible at sounding as though I have any idea what I'm talking about. I was homeschooled until I was fifteen, which has probably affected my world view in ways I can't fathom. Also, I really, really like parentheses. (Really.)